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[moominmolly]

It is only 10 AM, and today already sucks! That sucks. I dare you to make me smile or laugh. I promise a real genuine bona fide edible cookie to anyone who succeeds.

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[trom.livejournal.com]

http://kcatalyst.livejournal.com/3545.html

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

:)! I had forgotten about that story.

[contessagrrl.livejournal.com]

My little pony gone wrong (http://www.angelfire.com/80s/ponyart/).

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Such industry! I think the Egyptian Concubine one is best.

[chenoameg.livejournal.com]

If the picture of N eating brains can't do it for you then you're pretty far gone.

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Reproduced for my own amusement:

[justinjs.livejournal.com]

There you go. All it took was a visit from GODZILLA BABY.

[moonshadow.livejournal.com]

Are we allowed to try more than once?

In case you haven't seen them already:

http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/
http://www.tomorrowlands.org/humor/undead_tech.txt

That will be my starting place. If they don't suit, let me know! I will try again.

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

George did make me smile, because I swear to god I used to work with that guy (only his name was Miles, then).

[sinboy.livejournal.com]

So, the entire Republican national convention gets abducted by aliens and genetically programmed to be raving queers. They then have to experience the entire life of a poor mexican immigrant via alien memory implantation. They're returned to earth, and not a second has passed.

Well, it's a nice fantasy.

[signsoflife.livejournal.com]

To the tune of "Mr. Sandman", first two lines credit Barry:

Dr Badplan,
send me a scheme!
Make it outrageous,
like biking to Wien
But make it seem likely,
so I can still dream
Dr Badplan
send me a scheme!

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

yaaaay!

[hakamadare.livejournal.com]

yesterday evening:

hakamadare (tearfully): he’s a horrible man!
chaiya (soothingly): sweetheart, it’s ok; there aren’t any vampires or werewolves.
hakamadare: i’m not afraid of vampires or werewolves; i’m afraid of Joss Whedon! he makes adorable people miserable… and we’re adorable!
chaiya: (tries mightily not to laugh at my pain, and utterly fails)
hakamadare: if i ever meet him, i will kick him in the crotch.

[hakamadare.livejournal.com]

p.s. your evil S2 silliness crushes my lovingly handcrafter <blockquote> like an egg. :p

[ivorjawa.livejournal.com]

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

muffinkitty!

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Nnnffff.

[bemocked.livejournal.com]

If the virus of happiness (http://www.mockery.net/LJ/virus.jpg) didn't do it... i got nothin'

besides, I wouldn't know where to have a cookie sent anyway...

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

That and the stealthy toe-sock shot BOTH made me smile.

If you ever get an address, I will totally send a cookie there. Maybe two, since they will need company on the long voyage.

[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

Also, for posterity:

Jon Stewart kicks Crossfire's ass: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2652831
Kermit and Jon Stewart: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LJkiV0LJFj0
Numa numa kid: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php

Cats n' Racks!

[goat.livejournal.com]

Re: Cats n' Racks!

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

That is pretty great. I love the kitten's expression.

[dancingwolfgrrl.livejournal.com]

1. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are riding on a train. They pass a field full of sheep. "There are 657 sheep in that field!" Sherlock exclaims.
Dr. Watson is impressed. "How did you deduce that?" he asks.
"Elementary, dear Watson," Holmes replies. "Count the legs and divide by four."

2. Hate-filled cats?

3. Have you seen the anime schoolhouse rock?

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

"Count the legs and divide by four."

I had never heard that one. :)

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

And uh....I was engaging in photoshop silliness in a knitting gruop and uh.

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Not just a free hamster, but a free RECURSIVE hamster! Sweet!

Overheard at Free Spirit Gathering

[anotherjen.livejournal.com]

Little Boy: I'm naked and you're not!
Father: I'm naked too!
Little Boy: No, you're wearing hair!

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

"Chubby Puppy Runs in Sleep" :

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qS0qsG65lSY


It's everything the title promises!

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhh! awwwww. *cookie!*

If you are serious about collecting, email me your street address. :)

[pumpkin-pi.livejournal.com]

The Star Wars Kid (http://ebaumsworld.com/starwarskid.html) always makes me giggle!

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Aww, I always feel kind of bad for him. The Numa Numa dance guy, though, HE makes me smile.

[twoeleven.livejournal.com]

why does your day already suck?

or is this just a clever trick to get people to amuse you? ;>

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

It's just a bunch of ... stuff. Uninteresting stuff. Not that I mind being amused, mind you!

[hissilliness.livejournal.com]

I stole this link from BoingBoing (http://www.fundumper.com/weird/statues-children-recreational-parks.htm).

[gretchens.livejournal.com]

Ha! I was going to steal that link from boingboing, too. Two votes for that link, then.

[nitouche.livejournal.com]

Hmm. How about me looking extraordinarily silly while feeding Simon applesauce?

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

That's magnificent!

(Do you still live in the same place? I'm serious about the cookie thing.)

[cutieperson]

i borrowed dr. badplan last night.

sadly, we didn't think to take video until after, but picture me sitting on the bench, putting on two footlocks (there's the first bad idea part), and then leaping off the bench to fly through the air.

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

Holy crap! Wow! How was it? Are you in one piece?

(Clothes)FreeCycle

[clovenpine.livejournal.com]

I'm suddenly fascinated by nudists. Google search turned up this. (http://www.clothesfree.com/photos/clothesfree.com14.html) Non-sexual nudity, might not be safe depending on your workplace.

[simplykimberly.livejournal.com]

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/40512067@N00/167878727/)

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

(http://www.flickr.com/photos/moominmolly/133946184/)

[bluepapercup]

http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/commercials/2971/ ?

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

That's kinda creepy!