the good, the bad, and the awesome

This weekend, while accompanying redheadedmuse on a Costco run, I was reduced to shaking, sweating, and tears by an allergic reaction to being in the same WAREHOUSE as cooking bacon. I went home, took some Benadryl, curled up in bed, and lost a few hours. However, I did get the following discovery out of it:

PORK-CAT SYNDROME.

Seriously, best name ever. Ever.