everything's a plague when there's too much of it

[moominmolly]

This just in: bald eagles as annoying as motherfucking pigeons.

"The big birds of prey, as large as 12 pounds with maximum wingspans of 7 feet, electrocute themselves on power lines, gouge each other's eyes out and make themselves sick by snacking at the town dump. They also eat the occasional cat and small dog."

Heheh.

Comments

[oonh.livejournal.com]

Even a ton of hello kitty stickers can kill, and too much water can make you hallucinate.

[srl.livejournal.com]

hah. I only saw, like, 2 all the way across the country last summer. lots of ospreys, though.