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[moominmolly]

I had a dream that my child was into kids' metal, and I had to keep buying albums by bands with names like "Chickensqueeze" and "Gristlemime".

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[heathey.livejournal.com]

I like that they're into kids' metal. At least it's age-appropriate.

[justinjs.livejournal.com]

That's excellent.

Cian seems to have a taste for funk. Of the things he's heard from my music collection so far, Rippopotamus seems to be his favorite band.

They're no Chickensqueeze, but they'll do for now.

[catling.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Molly, I adore you and posts like this are why. :)

*gigglefit*

Dude... I so wanna put together a kids metal album, now.

C is for COOOOKIE AND THAT IS GOOOD ENOUGH
RAAAAR
GOOOOD ENOUGH

RAAAAAAAAR

GOOD
ENOUGH
FOR MEEEEEEEE!

(picture the death metal version of the cookie song)

[rosefox]

You left out the power chords!

Molly, if ladytabitha and I ever do record an Acid!!Cuteness album that includes my deathmetal version of Little Bunny Foo Foo, I'll make sure to send you a copy.

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

This would be perfect. :)

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

You must visit THE THUNDERLORDS (http://cdbaby.com/cd/thunderlords).



See? YOU MUST.

[dnereverri.livejournal.com]

Agkh...

I can imagine Laibach covering "C Is for Cookie". I can imagine it, that deep basso Germanic rumble over a wall of guitars... AAAIEEEE MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!!

[szasz.livejournal.com]

Gristlemime??! Wow, did you remember those names specifically from the dream or is that a conscious adaptation of your dream recollection? If the former, I am totally envious of your dream mind!

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

No, I specifically remembered them -- if I am in that half-asleep state and the thought of something makes me giggle, I re-tell it to myself so that I can remember it. This usually requires waking up either VERY SUDDENLY from a DEEP SLEEP!, or from normal sleep at a leisurely weekend-morning pace.

[chaggalagirl.livejournal.com]

wow, i love you. i would totally listen to kidmetal. regular metal is just too much for me. but i could deal with gristlemime and chickensqueeze.

[dot_fennel]

By the way, you may need to Google for "Hatebeak".

Oh my!

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

"Meet Hatebeak, the world's first death-metal band whose lead singer is a parrot."

Yes, yes, I needed to do that.

[armoire-man.livejournal.com]

Man, kids sing like that all the time. Start a label, and we will follow you gleefully into Hell.

[gretchens.livejournal.com]

The Thunderlords!

"What would happen if the Wiggles met White Zombie backstage at an Iron Maiden concert and decided to form a band? I'm not really sure, but I'd bet they would sound a lot like The Thunderlords. The Thunderlords play loud heavy music with goofy fun lyrics that everyone can enjoy, except those looking for some peace and quiet. Warning: this is not the album you want to put on at nap time!"

You can preview it at:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/thunderlords

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

No way! Brilliant!

[srd.livejournal.com]

Now would be a good time to get into Mother Grouse and the Hedgehogs...

[coraline]

have i mentioned recently that i love how your mind works, and that having you around increases the entertainment quotient of my life? :)

[moominmolly.livejournal.com]

No! But you have now, and it makes me immensely happy to hear. :)

BWAH-HAHAHA!

[dietrich.livejournal.com]

I...have nothing to add to this.