he's so patient.

[in bed, after a hard evening of cleaning out closets while wearing rediscovered lingerie]

D: They're taking over!
M: *burbleburbleburble*
D: Just like that.
M (rolling over a little): *blurblurpblp*
D: *looks slightly afraid*
M: ... *BLRBLE.*
D: *backs away suddenly*
M: Aren't I unguent?
D: Honey, you're the unguentest.