dynamic elf

I never have enough food for it to even consider going bad. I dream of one day being enough of a grown-up to have that happen. Seriously, right now my fridge has (from memory) a box of baking soda, a Diet Pepsi, and some yellow curry paste. And a stick of butter. The curry paste could be bad, but I don't think it's been around that long. The freezer has a back-up stick of butter, some frozen pelmeni, and a box of baking soda. Because god forbid any of that non-existent food starts to smell.