Uhhhh. No, I DON'T know.

spike: OK, you know the Octodog, right?
Me: ...
spike: Well, anyway, that's old news. The new thing is --
Me: No, wait, I'm stuck back at "octodog".
spike: But the NEW thing is the CTHULHUDOG! And you don't even need a device!
Me: ...

In case you, too, are stuck back at "octodog", apparently there is a device that will help you make THESE ABOMINATIONS out of hot dogs:

( ewwww. )

Please make it stop. (and yet: you KNOW I'm gonna do it.)