products the world desperately needs, #2

Moxie now makes an energy drink!



I bought one, but I don't dare try it yet. My brother's review:

Yes, I discovered that this summer. I had to try one, too.
Unfortunately, its Moxieness didn't come through. I wanted a gross-
tasting energy drink, but instead I got... well, it *was* a gross-
tasting energy drink. But it wasn't gross like Moxie should be gross.
It was just energy-drink gross.

A fine line to walk.