everything's a plague when there's too much of it

[moominmolly]

This just in: bald eagles as annoying as motherfucking pigeons.

"The big birds of prey, as large as 12 pounds with maximum wingspans of 7 feet, electrocute themselves on power lines, gouge each other's eyes out and make themselves sick by snacking at the town dump. They also eat the occasional cat and small dog."

Heheh.