All of the hippos out drinking tonight / Are drunk-dialing friends and feeling all right!

Ten hippos in their cars / Are willing to take quite a roundabout route
For nine hippos full of stars / Who all need a ride and are all kinda cute
Eight hippos, dates postponed, / Hope that next week they'll go out for Chinese
Seven hippos, kinda stoned / Stumble home falling in love with the trees
Six hippos lost their shirts / (They all need to practice their English some more)
Five hippos ate desserts / Then got on their fixies and felt all hardcore
Four hippos, kinda blue / Comfort themselves with a heartwarming tale
Three hippos yell, "WOO-HOO!" / Happy that they didn't end up in jail
Two hippos get the nerve / To write down their numbers on coasters, in pen,
for that one hippo they've observed / who's solo, a cutie, and looks like Sean Penn.