A thing which is harmless but drives me perfectly nuts:

[moominmolly]

Sitting in a cafe where, all the way across the room, some people are having a conversation about someone named "Molly" who is NOT ME. No amount of talking rationally with my brain lets me tune them out.

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[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

I never really had a problem with 'Brian' until I moved to Boston. Oy.

The strangest thing is when the "real" Brian is a toddler. "Brian, no! Don't touch that! Sit still Brian honey!"