You know you've wondered.

[moominmolly]

Meltz's handy conversion chart:
1 fuckton =
10 fuckloads =
100 shitloads =
10,000 pantloads =
1,000,000 buttloads =
100,000,000 loads

Comments

[fishfoo.livejournal.com]

1 fuckton = 10 fuckloads

Yes, but is that a metric fuckton, or an imperial fuckton?

I used the term "metric fuckton" today while speaking to a car dealer. He gave me a weird look, then lowered the price on the car by about a grand, probably just because he was afraid I'd spontaneously attack, or turn into a gerbil, or do something similarly bizarre.