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What's the use of buying the kitty weight loss food? It's not like being a big floppy hunk of cat really diminishes his quality of life any; however, eating this food does seem to lower it. At least, that is the impression I get when he fixes a stare in my eye and complains -- LOUDLY. "This is ass," he seems to say. "Go back and get the good stuff, already." And then I feel terrible! I mean, I'm imposing my own agenda on the poor guy. Already had him neutered, what's left but food and petting and following us into the bathroom?

But, y'know, every time someone new comes over, they say, "WOW that's a big cat." Uh, yeah. He's like a doorstop and a half. A strong hearty loaf of fuzzy kitty flesh. But, like... so? Plus, the food bag is now pale pink. How unmanly.